In this life we all do thrings that piss others off for some reason, Somebody chews ice or taps fingers on a desk, you know the little things that drive a person nuts. Well I'm going to try to illustrate jounalistically the things that make me say What the "F". First of all I am an excellent driver, no tickets , never been in accident and just an overall safe an conscientious drive and well aware of my surroundings and I expect other to do the same and see the roads as clearly as I do. Well thats not the case in most instances and here are a few things that make me want to kick somebody in the Nutsack, or Vagina,dependant on Gender of course
1. getting on freeway doing 45mph, how are u ever going to get on when peolpe are doing 70 ?
2. The person who swerves in and out of traffic to have the clearest lane,not always fastest!
3. The person the cellphone at the light that causes me to miss the green light or arrow-MF-er
4. The jackoff who passes you to get to te red light first(yay you win)Dickhole!
5. the person who won't let you get over a lane & when you force ur way in give me the finger
6. Use your friggin turn signal.... please!!!
people who are fanatics are some of the most dangerous people on the planet, not only to others but to themselves, here are a few examples of mother fuckers I'd like to kick in the teeth if I need to!!!
1. Anti abortion protestors,look if u impregnate somebody have the damn kid, don't tell the world they have to do the same because you think they should
2. Gun right activist-again, I can get any gun I want down the street as can you, so if uncle Sam wants to restrict your gun cache, get it illegal like the criminals do..Assholes
3. Sport fans are sometimes the worst, take your LAker Flags, your Raider Stickers and your Chivas/ Pumas Soccer bullshit of your car and behave if your team wins a championship. Follow your teams, involve the family and stay at home and watch it with the wife and kids not friends at a bar
4. People who have large window stickers of the PRovince of Mexico they are from , Guanaguato, Michuacan,Jalisco all emblazoned with a Mexican flag. Yeah ,Mexico is so great it can't support you so you invade my Country.... Nce, now legal folks, cool beans Pardon the Pun
5. I'm not even gonna get started on the Republican Party, lets just say Paranoid and butthurt that their asses were handed to them in the last election nationwide... I'm neither Demo or Repo so I can laugh at em both and I do! ha!
6. Religious Fanatics are by far the funniest of the group, well, hard to top Limbaugh but close. Throw your bibles and your prayers at me but don't tell me that u will pray for me or that THe lord can show me the way. I'm a recovering Catholic for Crissakes, you don't hand an AA group a 12 pack and say Divvie it up boys! The Comedian Jackie Mason said it best when he said" if there is a God , he is one screwed up man who got it all wrong" I tend to agree, the man who they say is perfect created all of this imperfection... ah but yes , the religious nutjob will tell you, it is the devil who is behind all of this bad, or maybe it is Limbaugh ,or O'reilly, or Ann Coulter. When an alter boy is molested by a preist and the Church of guilt pays off $600 million in claims and nobody goes to jail... amazing, where are you God to help these little boys when the Priests pant were down at his ankles.... Disgusting!!! UGH
Now that I sent the Church back a thousand and seven years with my Blasphemy I am feling better, oh wait there are more peaves a knockin at my conscience. People I despise for their actions and temperment
1. Rude and obnoxious people, the person who pushes in line or gives the waitress trouble over needing another cup of coffee a 15 minutes ago
2. people who tip poorly, I try to tip 20-25% when served warm food and my drink is reasonably kept up, the quality of the food is not the waitresses fault, but temperture and presentation of food are. The waitress does not have to be a beautyqueen but must be polite and pleasant and have some social skills!
3. Overly picky people at Starbucks," I'll take a hot low fat van. Latte with 1- 1/4" foam at 182 degrees,if its not that temp I will give it back to you" This person will be put on a firing line. I once told the guy who oredered this drink ," hey Mr. Manly is that your poodle outside"? and didn't you really want a black coffee like the German shepherd owners drink...lol that was some funny shit, but hey I'm was the mayor of that particular Starbucks and could get away with it!!
4.people who tell lies ,or lie by omission or twist the occurences to confuse" ASked one of my boys" WEre u tardy to second period today?, No I wasn't marked Tardy", well he was tardy but his friend takes roll and didn't mark him tardy so evasiveness counts as lying to me . Telling the truth is the single easiest thing to do, nothing to remember nothing to change, just what really happened....Duh
5. Stupid people, not talking about the ones who don't know anything ,well them too, but also talking about the ones who know nothing yet still try to act as if their answer is the Gospel and know nothing about what they speak of. The world of "double ingnorance" the sad place of not knowing that you don't know, hurts twice as much!
Now i delve into the world of fashion/TV where the world is so involved in what everybody else is doing and wearing that I can't imagine any free thinking going on. It an eternal game of follow the leader, or in this case follow the rich and famous, not Rich and world changing, not wealthy and philonthropic, just rich and famous which means there is no talent levels required to achieve this , with the exception of athletes, they have talent and shoud be paid to entertain as do good actors. But the margins in the world of music and theater have really taken a hit, if theres a market for mediocrity then that is selling big now, but I wanna touch upon the fashion industry
and the things that make me laugh in anger
1. woman wearing UGGS, the are called Uggs as that is short for Fucking Ugly, PAris Hilton slutty lookin wanna be a tramp star wearing goofs
2 Guys wearing their pants low and the boxers showing , this look is so ghetto and so wanna be gangster that it really kills me to see white guys trying to be cool. I guess the colest thing abiut this look is having people watch you pull your pants up all day... How earth shatering of you!
3. on the same level, the guy wearing his ball cap tilted to the side alittle, WTF is this for, being a baseball Fan and admirer of the game I detest this look as it demeans all that my game stands for. wear a Ball hat , wear it the way it was meant to be worn, and no Flat bill either that too is Ghetto shit in a poor white trash way!
4 Music must have instruments in it, and people that play them to make this sound,I guess this excludes rap and hip hop but ehat u gonna do about it, I tire f hearing the thump thump of bad music coming off bad speakers and al this techie plug in instrument crap can be done from my computer i know I've seen it done !
5. White people listening to rap and R&B are trying way to hard to fit in to the cultures of MTV !
6. Can't bitch about kids on cell phones I do the same
7. oh yeah , unemployed , unmarried people should NOT have kids,I knw the church says birth control is a no no well abstinance... haha in todays culture girls are giving their cookies away at 12 and younger so the memo didn't get to them on time. Less kids, less welfare, more jobs how bout t America ca yu do this and erase all those listed items above and make Gregasaurus a Happier man than he already is?? I'm just saying ... Ok done with my Rant and ready for some Coffe t re-energize this opinion machine. Apologizing for typos, a couple of keys on my laptop stick so that is why it may apear that I am a horrible speller
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